Sunday, 26 July 2020

Water Wonders

My photo album on my computer is remarkbly small for 2020.  Usually by July I've been to lot of places and had some interesting little adventures.  Not so for 2020 though, of course.  Thanks to this years 'detention period' limbo, I've done bugger all... apart from enjoy the odd local walks around parks, public footpaths (for those outside of the UK these are public rights of way, even across farm and private land) and canal-side walks.

One such walk took me to the Anderton Boat Lift, an ingenious piece of nineteenth-century engineering (1875 to be exact) that could lift barges the 50-foot height difference from the River Weaver to the Trent and Mersey Canal without needing time-consuming canal locks.  As the footpaths around there were properly laid and concreted it meant I could wear some high heels and some very striking skin-tight black leather-look leggings, drawing a few looks from the small number of fellow, but more sensibly dressed, walkers on the towpaths.

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On other walks I've been a little better prepared, as usually canal-side towpaths are uneven and pretty muddy... so the high heels stay home.  One of my favourite walks is from Northwich, on the Trent and Mersey Canal (the one that the Anderton Boat Lift raises the boats to).  In the midst of the covid stress-and-nonsense it became a haven of tranquility and peace, where the craziness of the world could be forgotten for a few hours.  There were always lovely things to catch the eye on the five-hour walk...

...like huge, beautiful and intricate cobwebs on old narrowboats...

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...noisy and very fluffy moorhen chicks...

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...lovely old narrowboats...

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...noisy and fluffy ducklings (it was clearly Spring)...

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...bright, beautiful wildflowers (no, I have no idea what they were)...

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...some very tight denim shorts...

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,,,patient (but stupid... when you approach they always fly fifty foot down the canal so you catch them up again in a couple of minutes and the cycle is repeated endlessly) herons...

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...lovely bright thistles (which bees adore)...

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...butterflies warming themselves prettily in the hot sun...

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Wait.  Denim shorts?  Where did they come from?  Oh, yes... a little 'selfie' after I'd been walking one day whilst wearing them.  So...

...some very tight, sexy denim shorts with a hint of cameltoe...

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... and speaking of  camelidae (yes, I can use google-stuff!) alpacas (a member of the camel family) and donkeys...

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...some older 'teenage' ducklings - noisy, hungry ("give us yer food or we'll 'ave yer") and delightful (they had all my oats... ducks love oats)...

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...regal swans (but if anyone tells you that the UK doesn't really have any properly dangerous and aggressive animals, they have not met one of these pretentious psychopaths) with a full brood of soon-to-be-psychopaths...

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...and, looking away from the water side, lovely views across Cheshire.

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As I said earlier, I am usually well-prepared for my walks.  Drink (as in water, not alcohol), food (for me and lovely thug-ducks), and assorted suncreams, sticking plasters (just in case) and paper hankies.

The last thing usually comes in handy as, at some point during my five-hour stroll, I need to have a pee, so they are handy little wipes.  On my most recent walk I pretty much got to the end of the walk before realising I needed a pee.  Panties down, leggings down, and an unglamorous squat allowed a lovely stream of piss to water the canal side.  I'd done my best to check for other walkers as usual, but just as I finished and had literally pulled up my panties a group of six walkers strolled into view.  A few seconds earlier and they would have been treated to a full-on piss presentation.  I've used this as the Picture Of The Week on my website (lovely and large), but here's a little taster.  Taster?  Yes, I know some you would love to be under that stream...


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