Sunday, 6 September 2020

Strange Fruit

Life is a lottery, or so the saying goes.  It certainly feels a little like a lottery with every choice you make (those that you can in these slightly restricted times, that is).  Go on a well-deserved holiday into mainland Europe and... bingo - your numbers have come in.  Two hours after landing you suddenly find your country of choice is now on the UK government's quarantine blacklist, and you have precisely twelve hours to get back or face quarantine for two weeks on your return, a la Mission Impossible.  In these 'un-normal' times where job security is at risk across nearly all sectors, the chances of having an understanding and flexible employer in such situations is probably rare, so the two-week holiday becomes a four hour break at the airport before flying immediately back.  No wonder people are choosing to have a break in their home country this year... but with the threats of 'local lockdowns' now the new strategy (I'll use that term lightly as 'strategy' implies some kind of plan... and a plan is clearly not what we have) you could still find yourself going somewhere that has seen 'cases' (again, remember when it was about hospital admissions and deaths?) doubling to 35 per 100,000 people (like here in Trafford... yes, that's 35 people out of 100,000 people, so 0.035%) and you could be holidaying in a  lockdown area pretty much overnight.

What to do?

I decided to enjoy another long canal-side walk and go 'brambling' to get away from the worldwide madness.  Even now, in early September, there are plenty of lovely plump little brambles to pluck.  Like other things in life, they've got to be just right. A lovely big one can be a little disappointing in the pleasure it gives once it gets to your lips, whilst smaller ones can have your pleasure-ometer bouncing off the scale.  Also, they need to be a nice firmness.  Too soft, and even the big ones are no good - you don't want them exploding their juice all over your fingers as soon as you touch them.  There were plenty of occasions where I got my hand into a bush to fondle a lovely-looking specimen only to find it spraying my exploring fingers with sticky fluid.  There seems to be a lovely calibration whereby the right size, firmness, plumpness and oral delight merge perfectly to bring pleasure.

I managed to get a decent amount, actually, and finished my walk rewarded with some lovely brambles and some lovely views, too...

Dexi Delite Altrincham Escort - hazy canal, Cheshire.

Dexi Delite Altrincham Escort - rolling Cheshire countryside.

Dexi Delite Altrincham Escort - NOT brambles, but lovely to look at.

Dexi Delite Altrincham Escort - lovely late-summer shapes.

Dexi Delite Altrincham Escort - more summer-haze canals.

Dexi Delite Altrincham Escort - and another hazy, lazy view.

As for the brambles... I forgot to take a photo of the them until a few days later and I'd been enjoying them with my morning breakfast.  This, at least, is what was left by then...

Dexi Delite Altrincham Escort - what was left of my brambles.

I also had another go at getting some photographs outside in a public park - once again thwarted by families and members of the (now) paranoid public, whereby any behavior outside of the norm (like lingering around waiting for a photo opportunity) is met with suspicion, distrust and a watchful eye, so gave up again.  It's one thing being caught by a surprised and suddenly very happy dog walker/stroller 'in flagrante', and quite another to be caught out by the paramilitary public police who now seem to confront unconforming behaviour with hostility or a call to the real paranoid police.

So, it was time for a re-think, and in the end I donned my leather thigh boots and corset, strap-on and hood for some photographs in my little boudoir.

At least I finally got some new photos for my website - I used one last week on the Picture Of The Week section, and there'll be a few more over the coming weeks... a little like this...

Dexi Delite Altrincham Escort - leather lover.

So, if you love a little leather and anonymous lust, keep checking the website.